Linggo, Mayo 24, 2009
No one cares...
Please keep your sexy time to yourself. If you want to immortalize that moment, I suggest you keep it in your head. use your imagination. It may be good for you.
Huwebes, Mayo 21, 2009
you hung up on me.
***Don't ask.
Linggo, Mayo 17, 2009
Pinoy: 1 You:0
This came to me when my hubby asked me one time, what it is I missed about being single. I said it's being bale to go out whenever I wanted to. I didn't mean bars to drink and dance, I never did that on a regular basis, I meant to go drive to a friends place, to be on a trip somewhere with out planning it months ahead. Without needing to consider what I left at home and who will be looking for me over the weekend. *sigh* It's all a blur now what I used to be able to do. I'm a grown up now and I have responsibilities, that where it all comes down to. I just can't getup and go. Or spend forever in front of the PC chatting and talking on the phone for hours. That's all in the past.
Sometimes I dream about quitting my job and start running the family business, which I know I have to do eventually, but my husband doesn't seem to understand that I will have to do it eventually. I think he doesn't understand the fact that the family business is something I need to do full time when My brother leaves and works in SG and then my mother leaves for the US for good. The way I see it he thinks, I can still work and run the business at the same time. It's sad that when I try to talk to him about it all he said was "we'll look into it." . Well, that's not going to work. he has to accept this eventually. I will be the only one left to take that responsibility. The sooner he accepts it, the sooner I can feel better about it.
But anyway, more on that next time, I've gone waaaaAAAaayyy off topic. The real reason I wrote today was to share this funny story my sister sent me. I love it! Enjoy.
A lawyer and a Filipino are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that all Filipinos are so dumb that he could get over on them, easy. So the lawyer asks if the Filipino would like to play a fun game. The Filipino is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Filipino's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Filipino doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the Filipino’s turn. He asks the lawyer, ‘what goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net.20 He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Filipino and hands him $500. The Filipino pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Filipino up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four? The Filipino reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
Don't mess with us Filipinos.